Our stores are splattered with self-help products, magazines and diet supplements. Noise crowds our days about being someone other than who we are. Remove the birthmark that glides across the crescent of your cheek bone, because it defines who you are and we don't like it. Lose ten pounds from your belly alone with this amazing tasteless diet, in which we claim you can eat whatever you want as long as it doesn't have sugar, carbs or flavor. Mask your insecurities with Dr. Tit's amazingly real, fake breasts; 100% guarantee that never again will a man forget what he's looking at, but you will always remember why you wasted money on the shadowing of one insecurity by another.

The nation we live in asks us to define ourselves by the strengths we have, all while projecting a corrupt definition of what "freedom of will" really is. We breathe air tainted with money and success and exhale ourselves in return. Our roads are paved with gold, but that gold's been stolen by your neighbor.

dress me up or dress me down, but our nation will say neither is correct